Man hospitalized after boyfriend’s fist gets stuck in his arse

[Fa Canal]

Man hospitalized after boyfriend’s fist gets stuck in his arse

[kansaicanuck]

I know I’ll never have the opportunity to give birth in my lifetime, but I think I know what it feels like now” Mathew Cunning, 23, told reporters

Now that's gold right there.

[kinard]

It's not difficult to draw a parallel with this story and the OP's user name.

Time to change your avatar, Womble; it's taken already

[maven]

I know I’ll never have the opportunity to give birth in my lifetime, but I think I know what it feels like now” Mathew Cunning, 23, told reporters

A really cunning stunt.

I bet that experience nearly rectum.

[kansaicanuck]

I know I’ll never have the opportunity to give birth in my lifetime, but I think I know what it feels like now” Mathew Cunning, 23, told reporters

A really cunning stunt.

I bet that experience nearly rectum.

Please don't attribute that post to me. I don't need to be put on public trial for something I may have only tried and failed twice. Thanks.