There once was a woman from Patpong
Who enjoyed a bit of ping pong
With a table set south north
She would bat back & forth
All whilst sucking a schlong
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Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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Wrong bird mate, she was from Ealing not WhelanJohnsell50 wrote: There once once a lady from Whelan
She had a peculiar feeling
She laid on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling
Mean Dtuk Mean Trey, Mean Loy Mean Srey
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She was Khmer, from Kampong Speu.slavedog wrote:There once was a woman from Crew
Who filled her vagina with glue
When asked why she did it
She said they pay to get in it
They can pay to get out of it too.
I got stuck to her too.
Going in with a Google translate version ... awaits with trepidation for Khmer eyes ...
មានបុរសម្នាក់មកពីស្ទឹងត្រែង
លិង្គដែលមានប្រវែងវែង
វាមានជាតិខ្លាញ់និងស
និងធំពេកសម្រាប់គោមួយ
ប៉ុន្តែប្រពន្ធរបស់គាត់ញញឹមហើយនិយាយថា "បំពេញ"
មានបុរសម្នាក់មកពីស្ទឹងត្រែង
លិង្គដែលមានប្រវែងវែង
វាមានជាតិខ្លាញ់និងស
និងធំពេកសម្រាប់គោមួយ
ប៉ុន្តែប្រពន្ធរបស់គាត់ញញឹមហើយនិយាយថា "បំពេញ"
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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Spigzy wrote:Going in with a Google translate version ... awaits with trepidation for Khmer eyes ...
មានបុរសម្នាក់មកពីស្ទឹងត្រែង
លិង្គដែលមានប្រវែងវែង
វាមានជាតិខ្លាញ់និងស
និងធំពេកសម្រាប់គោមួយ
ប៉ុន្តែប្រពន្ធរបស់គាត់ញញឹមហើយនិយាយថា "បំពេញ"
Mean Dtuk Mean Trey, Mean Loy Mean Srey
Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks
Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks
I take that as it works?!Jamie_Lambo wrote:Spigzy wrote:Going in with a Google translate version ... awaits with trepidation for Khmer eyes ...
មានបុរសម្នាក់មកពីស្ទឹងត្រែង
លិង្គដែលមានប្រវែងវែង
វាមានជាតិខ្លាញ់និងស
និងធំពេកសម្រាប់គោមួយ
ប៉ុន្តែប្រពន្ធរបស់គាត់ញញឹមហើយនិយាយថា "បំពេញ"
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
I tried to get my wife to translate that,. but she was LOL.. cow have bigcock and wife tell something...Jamie_Lambo wrote:Spigzy wrote:Going in with a Google translate version ... awaits with trepidation for Khmer eyes ...
មានបុរសម្នាក់មកពីស្ទឹងត្រែង
លិង្គដែលមានប្រវែងវែង
វាមានជាតិខ្លាញ់និងស
និងធំពេកសម្រាប់គោមួយ
ប៉ុន្តែប្រពន្ធរបស់គាត់ញញឹមហើយនិយាយថា "បំពេញ"
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google translate is shit for translations, and makes up its own shit,Spigzy wrote:I take that as it works?!Jamie_Lambo wrote:Spigzy wrote:Going in with a Google translate version ... awaits with trepidation for Khmer eyes ...
មានបុរសម្នាក់មកពីស្ទឹងត្រែង
លិង្គដែលមានប្រវែងវែង
វាមានជាតិខ្លាញ់និងស
និងធំពេកសម្រាប់គោមួយ
ប៉ុន្តែប្រពន្ធរបស់គាត់ញញឹមហើយនិយាយថា "បំពេញ"
but i think i could work out the gist of what was trying to be said, although it doesnt rhyme much, and i think GT miss interpreted some of the context of the rhyme lol
at a guess loosely going from the Khmer script above, i think it was trying to say something like...
"There was once a man from Stung Treng,
Whos penis was long in length,
It was fat and white,
and too big for a cow,
but his wife smiled and said "fill me up"
im sure your original version sounded better
Mean Dtuk Mean Trey, Mean Loy Mean Srey
Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks
Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks
Samnang was from Battambang,
And had a quite oversized schlong,
Said his wife "I don't know how,
For t'would rupture a cow,
But hurry and fill me up, bong!"
And had a quite oversized schlong,
Said his wife "I don't know how,
For t'would rupture a cow,
But hurry and fill me up, bong!"
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Did she place it suicide? ~ stupid bitch never read the instructions.Miguelito wrote:There ya go.Visser wrote:
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Let's try one together:
There once was a guy lived in PP
There once was a guy lived in PP
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Who's sexual preference was creepyJohnsell50 wrote:Let's try one together:
There once was a guy lived in PP
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