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- Jamie_Lambo
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Once there was a teacher from Kentucky
Who never could seem to get lucky
so he took out some cash
And some coke from his stash
and gave it to some girl for some sucky
Who never could seem to get lucky
so he took out some cash
And some coke from his stash
and gave it to some girl for some sucky
Mean Dtuk Mean Trey, Mean Loy Mean Srey
Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks
Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks
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- I have some social problems
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I once had a gal in Chiang Mai
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
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- I have some social problems
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I once had a gal in Chiang Mai
who's fanny was dusty and dry
I traded her in
For one with soft skin
And a pussy that tasted just right
who's fanny was dusty and dry
I traded her in
For one with soft skin
And a pussy that tasted just right
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
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I met a young gal in Manilla
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
I met a young gal in Manilla,
Who's minge smelled just like fresh vanilla,
But as oft is the case,
I'm afraid that her face,
Should be an extra on off M. Jackson's Thriller
Who's minge smelled just like fresh vanilla,
But as oft is the case,
I'm afraid that her face,
Should be an extra on off M. Jackson's Thriller
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There was a young gal from Hong Kong
Gave her favors away for a song
Gave her favors away for a song
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
- Jamie_Lambo
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There was a young gal from Hong Kong
Gave her favors away for a song
But her breath smelt fouler
Than her un-shaven growler
And scared the boys away with the pong
Gave her favors away for a song
But her breath smelt fouler
Than her un-shaven growler
And scared the boys away with the pong
Mean Dtuk Mean Trey, Mean Loy Mean Srey
Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks
Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks
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I balled me a girl in Lampang
And oh what a wonderful bang
And oh what a wonderful bang
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
When I finished the jobJohnsell50 wrote:I balled me a girl in Lampang
And oh what a wonderful bang
I chucked her five bob
And opened a bottle of Chang
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TheGrimReaper wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:45 pmSlavedog, you do not belong on this forum as you talk too much sense.
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I balled me a girl in Lampang
And oh what a wonderful bang
When I finished the job
I chucked her five bob
And opened a bottle of Chang
And oh what a wonderful bang
When I finished the job
I chucked her five bob
And opened a bottle of Chang
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
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I had a young gal name of Sai
Made such a tasty Mai Tai
Made such a tasty Mai Tai
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
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I had a young gal name of Sai
Made such a tasty Mai Tai
I drank quite a lot
Right out of her twat
And finally drank her quite dry
Made such a tasty Mai Tai
I drank quite a lot
Right out of her twat
And finally drank her quite dry
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"A day without learning is a day lost!"
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A contortionist girl from Kampot
Tied herself in a helluva knot
She did not make a peep
Till I stuck it in deep
And finally found her G-spot
Tied herself in a helluva knot
She did not make a peep
Till I stuck it in deep
And finally found her G-spot
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
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