Yes, last line is supposed to rhyme with the first two. And sometimes rhymes are imperfect. These are called "Close" rhymes. I am a songwriter, and sometimes, you have to employ them to get the message across.
A guy from Dubuque with red hair
Found a gal with a marvelous pair
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A guy from Dubuque with red hair
Found a gal with a marvelous pair
So he slipped it between
Covered her face in cream
And got quite a malevolent stare
Sorry guys I had to finish that one. Here's a new start
A guy had a prick to his knees
Was hanging upon a trapeze
Found a gal with a marvelous pair
So he slipped it between
Covered her face in cream
And got quite a malevolent stare
Sorry guys I had to finish that one. Here's a new start
A guy had a prick to his knees
Was hanging upon a trapeze
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
Tied it into a lassoo,
And then up he threw,
And now he swings through the trees
And then up he threw,
And now he swings through the trees
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A guy had a prick to his knees
Was hanging upon a trapeze
Tied it into a lassoo,
And then up he threw,
And now he swings through the trees
Alt ending-
A guy had a prick to his knees
Was hanging upon a trapeze
When he got eye to eye
He gave a great sigh
And said "Boy where'd you get this disease?"
Was hanging upon a trapeze
Tied it into a lassoo,
And then up he threw,
And now he swings through the trees
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A guy had a prick to his knees
Was hanging upon a trapeze
When he got eye to eye
He gave a great sigh
And said "Boy where'd you get this disease?"
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
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Was a gal with one big and one small
She said "This makes no sense at all!"
She said "This makes no sense at all!"
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
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Was a gal with one small and one big
She said "Well I don't give a fig!"
She said "One pays the bills
The other gives thrills"
It wasn't her tits had the gig
She said "Well I don't give a fig!"
She said "One pays the bills
The other gives thrills"
It wasn't her tits had the gig
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
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This gal used to dance on a pole
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
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Miguelito wrote:Umm yea, I understand that.Jamie_Lambo wrote:the last line is meant to rhyme with the first 2Miguelito wrote:I think a few lessons on rhyming are in order...pedros wrote:A lovely young lass from Saigon
Bought a humongous strap-on
Her partner said NO!
You wasted your dough
But he secretly went out to buy one
How do "on" and "one" rhyme?
because one is pronounced "Won"....
Mean Dtuk Mean Trey, Mean Loy Mean Srey
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TBF, the Francophile probably pronounces it as either 'un' or harks back to his Yale days where it was simply 'million'.
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Suzette used to dance on a pole
Making money was always her goal
Now she walks in the street
Making money was always her goal
Now she walks in the street
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
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