That's it, girls. Sing this little song and do this dance and all the Achmeds and Muhammads will leave you unmolested. They are coming by the tens of thousands again via Turkey, so better practice.
How they stop sexual assault in Finland
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I've just realised that I've never been with a Finnish woman. I never knew that their no-nos are square.
I am sooooo very sorry if you can't understand or appreciate my sarcastic facetiousness.
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And the no-no areas don't seem to cover their mouths, so maybe a legal loophole there.
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Whilst back in the UK last summer, I spent an afternoon babysitting my nephew (11) and niece (7)
As I was still feeling somewhat jaded from the previous nights celebrations I quietly informed them that if they were noisy or misbehaved in anyway I would gag them, tie them up with rope and dump them at rhe bottom of the orchard until their mother (my sister) returned.
My 7 year old niece calmly, but confidently, informed me that if I tried to do that she would kick me in the 'No No Touch Area'.
#GeneticsWillTell
As I was still feeling somewhat jaded from the previous nights celebrations I quietly informed them that if they were noisy or misbehaved in anyway I would gag them, tie them up with rope and dump them at rhe bottom of the orchard until their mother (my sister) returned.
My 7 year old niece calmly, but confidently, informed me that if I tried to do that she would kick me in the 'No No Touch Area'.
#GeneticsWillTell
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