Which of These Animals Could You Beat in a Fight?
Which of These Animals Could You Beat in a Fight?
Unlike more than half the population of Britain, I'm pretty confident that I could beat a goose in a fight.
I expect that I'd come out second best in a fight against a medium-sized dog.
How about you?
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I could also beat an eagle. They're not that big and heavy. A large dog if I was lucky. Also a kangaroo I think.
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I think the Americans were confused and thought the question was “Which animal wouldn’t you eat”.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
I'm assuming Americans believe they can use a gun, because why wouldn't they have one? And the Brits are armed with a knife.
Of course the question does say "unarmed" - but you can't put a price on morons that can't read the full question.
Of course the question does say "unarmed" - but you can't put a price on morons that can't read the full question.
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Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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Whilst I accept there are a few nutters out there, I am still surprised that 2% of the surveyed nutjobs from the US felt they could take down an elephant barehanded but somehow decided a grizzly was beyond them.
I guarantee you NOBODY could beat a chimpanzee or a kangaroo
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Exactly what I was thinking.doodah wrote: ↑Sun Jan 29, 2023 7:17 amI guarantee you NOBODY could beat a chimpanzee or a kangaroo
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I’d love to see the Average Joe take down a big dog, a boerboel for example. I would bet on the dog.
Is it a straightener or can you bring tools? I could definitely do a chimpanzee if I already had my knife drawn, and I would take a kangaroo to the fucking cleaners.
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If you are allowed a knife then the chimp should be fooled up too. How do you and your piffly knife fancy taking on a chimp with an axe?Guest wrote: ↑Sun Jan 29, 2023 6:08 pmIs it a straightener or can you bring tools? I could definitely do a chimpanzee if I already had my knife drawn, and I would take a kangaroo to the fucking cleaners.
The chimp would tear your arm off in an instant, knife or not.
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