I think the British Embassy is tired of all the whinging

[kungfufighter]

Dan Staycool talking about starvingpelican
:

On the rare occasions you get out it's probably to go get some new pens.

#giggle

[scoffer]

Dan Slaycool = Gibbon Arms?

gibbon would never write such poorly constructed and spelt prose.

Agreed.

I think it's Bart Dembang.

I harvent a Scooby-Doo what a Bart Dembang is or why you feel the need to stick your oar in to this.

Have we met? No.

Would you talk to me in public or just stair at me lovingly across the bar.

You seem like a good guy but probably still live at home.

On the rare occasions you get out it's probably to go get some new pens.

Are yiu the accounts guy I saw last night?

How long have you been here?

I have my money on Batshit Crazy! I just hope that Jep doesn't reappear as well....................

It ain't Bat Boy or Jep, they are long gone.

[Dan Slaycool]

You have obviously never been to Blackbush Market on a Sunday, or perhaps it don't exist no more.
Yo!
That's from Taking Bad or whatever that tv series was called , yo?

Breaking Bad was the TV show. I saw it.
1 word.
It was shit.
What we want a TV show about the 1994/97 Croyden Pizza Wars. I can shair some proper stories about that. Real gangstars. Real geezas, real knives and shivs
No monkey mockneys and wanobe Barra boys