My wife make food that smells like 6 months unwashed stale pussy. What do?
My wife make food that smells like 6 months unwashed stale pussy. What do?
First she takes some old fish and let them dry in a box in the back yard, so the whole back yard smells like a brothel full of pussy that haven't seen water for 6 months. Then she takes the dry pussy fish and fry them on the pan in the kitchen, so the whole first floor smells like stir fried stale vagina.
Is this the Great Reset? Is the new normal to live in the pod, eat ze thot cunt? And will I be happy?
Is this the Great Reset? Is the new normal to live in the pod, eat ze thot cunt? And will I be happy?
How about some pics first.
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That's because she's using a lot of fish sauce, and too much oil.
A lot of local seafood dishes smell like a cross between female genitalia and the bottom of a foot... Love it or hate it, that's the way it is ... but you can't make clam soup or fried shrimp without a dash of fish sauce, oh well... Ask her to cut the fish sauce and oil, BBQ instead...
A lot of local seafood dishes smell like a cross between female genitalia and the bottom of a foot... Love it or hate it, that's the way it is ... but you can't make clam soup or fried shrimp without a dash of fish sauce, oh well... Ask her to cut the fish sauce and oil, BBQ instead...
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This is the top, top content that the internet was created for.
You don't get shit like this on Mumsnet.
You don't get shit like this on Mumsnet.
Love fish sauce, but not to everybody's taste. Even the sight of it on a table is enough for a friend of mine to start gagging.
what to do?
Fetishize it.
Fetishize it.
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How do you know what "six month unwashed stale pussy" smells like anyway? That's kind of specific.
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
Forget about the smell, what does the food taste like, is she a good cook ?
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Ahh the Walkabout. So many memoriesLucky Lucan wrote: ↑Sun Mar 21, 2021 1:25 amHow do you know what "six month unwashed stale pussy" smells like anyway? That's kind of specific.
"Goodness me! Now STD free..."
"Ahh the Walkabout. So many memories"
So it was actually you I saw licking that mattress, and not bonez.
So it was actually you I saw licking that mattress, and not bonez.
Come on man. Don't pretend like we haven't all been there.Lucky Lucan wrote: ↑Sun Mar 21, 2021 1:25 amHow do you know what "six month unwashed stale pussy" smells like anyway? That's kind of specific.
The type fish see is using to dry in the sun smells like that...Most dry it by the roadside to collect dust and lead so consider yourself lucky if it is in the backyard....Do not think it has anything to do with fish sauce...
She will then fry it up and it turns very crisp and you can eat bones and all sometimes... s Some very small smelly sundried and fried fish are used in smelly soups.... Cambodians love this stuff and there is little you can do other than avoid eating it yourself....Cook your own food in batches that can be frozen and heated up and grin and bear it with the wife's cooking
She will then fry it up and it turns very crisp and you can eat bones and all sometimes... s Some very small smelly sundried and fried fish are used in smelly soups.... Cambodians love this stuff and there is little you can do other than avoid eating it yourself....Cook your own food in batches that can be frozen and heated up and grin and bear it with the wife's cooking
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