Too many bums
Too many bums
Awoke at three the other morning and looked out the window to the convenience store opposite.
Sitting by himself was the old bum,head bowed and nodding off.
On the table was a packet of smokes and half a dozen zoric cans.
The next morning at about eight I saw him heading up st 110 to the same store for his first beer.
There are several other bums who start drinking zoric early at the store around the corner at 118,exactly the same scenario,packet of smokes and nodding off.
There are so many barangs living in this area now,many I see out walking their dogs usually with an attractive young girl on their arm.
But they are outnumbered by the bums who obviously have no money and no friends and are just marking time.
The same species has been around in snooky for years in increasing numbers.
I always told myself that if I ended up like that it was time to go home,luckily I still have some self respect.
Which rock said i want to die before I grow old?
Sitting by himself was the old bum,head bowed and nodding off.
On the table was a packet of smokes and half a dozen zoric cans.
The next morning at about eight I saw him heading up st 110 to the same store for his first beer.
There are several other bums who start drinking zoric early at the store around the corner at 118,exactly the same scenario,packet of smokes and nodding off.
There are so many barangs living in this area now,many I see out walking their dogs usually with an attractive young girl on their arm.
But they are outnumbered by the bums who obviously have no money and no friends and are just marking time.
The same species has been around in snooky for years in increasing numbers.
I always told myself that if I ended up like that it was time to go home,luckily I still have some self respect.
Which rock said i want to die before I grow old?
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Whoken svay wrote: Which rock said i want to die before I grow old?
That's like, your opinion, man.
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Who are older than you and mostly not yet dead.Walter White wrote:Whoken svay wrote: Which rock said i want to die before I grow old?
I came, I argued, I'm out
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"Hope I die before I get old"
must not be conflated with
"What a drag it is getting old"
It ain't so much a question of getting old in strictly
calendar terms, it's a matter of allowing oneself to
turn into a useless old turd muttering and twitching
Even then, Zoroks in the sunshine in Snooky is a far far
more appealling prospect than sitting around in the reading
room of the library back in the West Midlands
".. and goes off sniffing drainpipes and reciting the alphabet..."
must not be conflated with
"What a drag it is getting old"
It ain't so much a question of getting old in strictly
calendar terms, it's a matter of allowing oneself to
turn into a useless old turd muttering and twitching
Even then, Zoroks in the sunshine in Snooky is a far far
more appealling prospect than sitting around in the reading
room of the library back in the West Midlands
".. and goes off sniffing drainpipes and reciting the alphabet..."
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Aqualung, pure poetry
Sitting on a park bench
Eying up little girls with bad intent
Snots running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes, hey, Aqualung
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run, hey, Aqualung
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck, oh, Aqualung
Sun streaking cold, an old man wandering lonely
Taking time, the only way he knows
Leg hurting bad as he bends to pick a dog end
He goes down to a bog and warms his feet
Feeling alone, the army's up the road
Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea
Aqualung, my friend, don't you start away uneasy
You poor old sod, you see it's only me
Do you still remember
December's foggy freeze
When the ice that clings on to your beard
It was screaming agony
Hey and you snatch your rattling last breaths
With deep-sea diver sounds
And the flowers bloom like
Madness in the spring
Sun streaking cold, an old man wandering lonely
Taking time, the only way he knows
Leg hurting bad as he bends to pick a dog end
He goes down to a bog and warms his feet
Feeling alone, the army's up the road
Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea
Aqualung my friend don't you start away uneasy
You poor old sod, you see it's only me
Aqualung my friend don't you start away uneasy
You poor old sod, you see it's only me
Sitting on a park bench
Eying up little girls with bad intent
Snots running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes, hey Aqualung
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run, hey Aqualung
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck, hey Aqualung
Oh Aqualung
Sitting on a park bench
Eying up little girls with bad intent
Snots running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes, hey, Aqualung
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run, hey, Aqualung
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck, oh, Aqualung
Sun streaking cold, an old man wandering lonely
Taking time, the only way he knows
Leg hurting bad as he bends to pick a dog end
He goes down to a bog and warms his feet
Feeling alone, the army's up the road
Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea
Aqualung, my friend, don't you start away uneasy
You poor old sod, you see it's only me
Do you still remember
December's foggy freeze
When the ice that clings on to your beard
It was screaming agony
Hey and you snatch your rattling last breaths
With deep-sea diver sounds
And the flowers bloom like
Madness in the spring
Sun streaking cold, an old man wandering lonely
Taking time, the only way he knows
Leg hurting bad as he bends to pick a dog end
He goes down to a bog and warms his feet
Feeling alone, the army's up the road
Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea
Aqualung my friend don't you start away uneasy
You poor old sod, you see it's only me
Aqualung my friend don't you start away uneasy
You poor old sod, you see it's only me
Sitting on a park bench
Eying up little girls with bad intent
Snots running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes, hey Aqualung
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run, hey Aqualung
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck, hey Aqualung
Oh Aqualung
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
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There ought to be a papers' cemetary in Snooky.
What happens to expatriae bums when their immortal [?] spirit leaves the mortal flesh?
A one-way trip to a crocodile farm?
What happens to expatriae bums when their immortal [?] spirit leaves the mortal flesh?
A one-way trip to a crocodile farm?
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THERE OUGHT TO BE A PAUPERS' CEMETARY IN SNOOKY
THERE OUGHT TO BE A PAUPERS' CEMETARY IN SNOOKY
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Probably end up sold as pork your missus buys at the market
crocs get 3rd grade meat, mostly freshy boys and SR supporters
Try hitting the edit button, or you will incur the wrath of professional posters who figured it out after about as many posts as you did...
'someone tell vladimir how to use the quote function', I had so much fun with that...
crocs get 3rd grade meat, mostly freshy boys and SR supporters
Try hitting the edit button, or you will incur the wrath of professional posters who figured it out after about as many posts as you did...
'someone tell vladimir how to use the quote function', I had so much fun with that...
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
I had forgotten aqualung-great lyrics eh vlad.
Which rock star-wasnt it pete townsend?
I saw the who in perth a few years ago-they might as well have been dead.
Which rock star-wasnt it pete townsend?
I saw the who in perth a few years ago-they might as well have been dead.
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ken, Ithink it was pedo (I mean pete) townsend or the blue eyed boy, roger daltrey
moon is long gone to the (purple) fields of joy
entwhistle, no clue.
moon is long gone to the (purple) fields of joy
entwhistle, no clue.
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
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