I need someone to kick my ass
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I need someone to kick my ass
I have become a huge, disgusting fatass. Seriously, my pants don't fit anymore. It's just sad.
A few attempts at dieting and working out on my own have been completely fruitless. When it comes to these things, my willpower is zero.
Conclusion, I need someone to kick my ass. I was thinking maybe there's a sports group I could join - perhaps cycling or squash - but they'd have to be patient, I suck.
Or perhaps someone knows a good (not too expensive) trainer, ready to humiliate me on a weekly basis in exchange for my $$.
Any suggestions are appreciated.
A few attempts at dieting and working out on my own have been completely fruitless. When it comes to these things, my willpower is zero.
Conclusion, I need someone to kick my ass. I was thinking maybe there's a sports group I could join - perhaps cycling or squash - but they'd have to be patient, I suck.
Or perhaps someone knows a good (not too expensive) trainer, ready to humiliate me on a weekly basis in exchange for my $$.
Any suggestions are appreciated.
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Will look into it. Meth, eh? Thanks but no thanks.Jackal wrote:Try to develop a meth addiction?
Or perhaps look at some training in Paddy's Gym.
On a related note, does anyone know of medication that cuts appetite? Not really considering it, just curious.
Try Phil Kelly, was by far the best trainer in town when i was there last.
Ephedrine is avalible in some pharmacies, but i wouldn't recommend it -
Ephedrine promotes weight loss, specifically fat loss in humans and mice. In mice it is known to stimulate thermogenesis in the brown adipose tissue, however because adult humans have only small amounts of brown fat it is assumed that thermogenesis takes place mostly in the skeletal muscle. Ephedrine also decreases gastric emptying. Methylxanthines like caffeine and theophylline have a synergistic effect with ephedrine with respect to weight loss, and so does aspirin. This led to creation and marketing of compound products.[12] One of them is known as the ECA stack, containing caffeine and aspirin besides ephedrine and is a popular supplement taken by body builders to cut down body fat before a competition.[citation needed]
But unless you change your training dietry habits you'll put the wieght back on again twice as quick. Just swap your moto for a push bike for a month.
Ephedrine is avalible in some pharmacies, but i wouldn't recommend it -
Ephedrine promotes weight loss, specifically fat loss in humans and mice. In mice it is known to stimulate thermogenesis in the brown adipose tissue, however because adult humans have only small amounts of brown fat it is assumed that thermogenesis takes place mostly in the skeletal muscle. Ephedrine also decreases gastric emptying. Methylxanthines like caffeine and theophylline have a synergistic effect with ephedrine with respect to weight loss, and so does aspirin. This led to creation and marketing of compound products.[12] One of them is known as the ECA stack, containing caffeine and aspirin besides ephedrine and is a popular supplement taken by body builders to cut down body fat before a competition.[citation needed]
But unless you change your training dietry habits you'll put the wieght back on again twice as quick. Just swap your moto for a push bike for a month.
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I'll try kicking ur ass. One of us is bound to lose a pound or 2. Golden Sorya Mall. 10p.m.
Don't bring a knife and i won't bring a gun.
Don't bring a knife and i won't bring a gun.
Hit a police man, 1 month jail stand fore at least -5KG.Khmerized wrote:I have become a huge, disgusting fatass. Seriously, my pants don't fit anymore. It's just sad.
A few attempts at dieting and working out on my own have been completely fruitless. When it comes to these things, my willpower is zero.
Conclusion, I need someone to kick my ass. I was thinking maybe there's a sports group I could join - perhaps cycling or squash - but they'd have to be patient, I suck.
Or perhaps someone knows a good (not too expensive) trainer, ready to humiliate me on a weekly basis in exchange for my $$.
Any suggestions are appreciated.
When reached the perfect weight, Change your $$ fore a general pardon. (Or in case the put Cambod-ians in the same cell as you stay, Change your $$ fore a private cell)
This suggestion is made out of goodwill
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Yeah, change his problem from weight control to potential addiction, good idea. To be fair, you did state this.Meathead2 wrote:
Rule 1 for weight control: There are no long-lasting shortcuts, as many dead people would testify.Quick fixes don't last.
Change your lifestyle or forget it.
khmerized, check your PM.
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ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
I'm struggling to think as to why you would believe anyone else would care ?Khmerized wrote:I have become a huge, disgusting fatass. Seriously, my pants don't fit anymore. It's just sad.
A few attempts at dieting and working out on my own have been completely fruitless. When it comes to these things, my willpower is zero.
Conclusion, I need someone to kick my ass. I was thinking maybe there's a sports group I could join - perhaps cycling or squash - but they'd have to be patient, I suck.
Or perhaps someone knows a good (not too expensive) trainer, ready to humiliate me on a weekly basis in exchange for my $$.
Any suggestions are appreciated.
It's your life !
You are either in control of it or become the splatter that it leaves on the toilet bowel.
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
@Khmerized
What is ur major contributing factor? (example, mine is liquid calories, by far)
What is ur major contributing factor? (example, mine is liquid calories, by far)
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Just like a wop, to bring a knife to a gun fight.cambod wrote:I'll try kicking ur ass. One of us is bound to lose a pound or 2. Golden Sorya Mall. 10p.m.
Don't bring a knife and i won't bring a gun.
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You're only 22, right? If you're a lardass already you may as well get used to it fatty.Khmerized wrote:I have become a huge, disgusting fatass. Seriously, my pants don't fit anymore. It's just sad.
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
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Cambod, I am happy to kick your arse anytime you need it, you just have to ask, after all, what are friends for
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Scoffer, I know this time of the month makes you cranky, but I am not asking anyone to care. I just want trainer / sports group recommendations.
Cambod, I don't really know. I don't eat excessively, but that's just enough to stabilize weight, not lose it. I guess the 5$ lunch pack at Fresco is too tempting sometimes, but that's it. I barely drink any alcohol anymore. I think it's just a general lack of exercise.
Vlad, your encouraging PM will be answered shortly. Not looking for any shortcuts.
Lucky Lucan: nope, not giving up yet. It's still manageable.
Cambod, I don't really know. I don't eat excessively, but that's just enough to stabilize weight, not lose it. I guess the 5$ lunch pack at Fresco is too tempting sometimes, but that's it. I barely drink any alcohol anymore. I think it's just a general lack of exercise.
Vlad, your encouraging PM will be answered shortly. Not looking for any shortcuts.
Lucky Lucan: nope, not giving up yet. It's still manageable.
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