Annoying/disturbing national habits
I wish!
No seriously though, I have witnessed this in my own home, my 10 year old step kid and my two year old son.
Teensie bit sorry about it now, but I went fuckin mental. The older step kid has been fucked off to the provinces on my say so because of it.
Sound harsh, fuck I don't know. Think it will simply NEVER be OK to touch my boys cock unless he specifically requests it.
As English as it gets, probably, but I'm no prude, just worried for his safety when I'm not around.
No seriously though, I have witnessed this in my own home, my 10 year old step kid and my two year old son.
Teensie bit sorry about it now, but I went fuckin mental. The older step kid has been fucked off to the provinces on my say so because of it.
Sound harsh, fuck I don't know. Think it will simply NEVER be OK to touch my boys cock unless he specifically requests it.
As English as it gets, probably, but I'm no prude, just worried for his safety when I'm not around.
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That's fucked up. I feel sorry for the poor kid. Did you beat him up before you took took him away from his mother?mezmo wrote:I wish!
No seriously though, I have witnessed this in my own home, my 10 year old step kid and my two year old son.
Teensie bit sorry about it now, but I went fuckin mental. The older step kid has been fucked off to the provinces on my say so because of it.
Sound harsh, fuck I don't know. Think it will simply NEVER be OK to touch my boys cock unless he specifically requests it.
As English as it gets, probably, but I'm no prude, just worried for his safety when I'm not around.
That's like, your opinion, man.
I hate the boys preening in the moto mirror, just slightly readjusting their girlie long sideboard hair. And service people in shops are nearly always complete morons. Speaking khmer completely confuses them until you say- can you speak khmer? Then they say, oh you are speaking khmer. Nowadays I am blunt and say in english-yes, I am speaking khmer you fucking moron.
Now I am working with them everyday I have to converse with some complete dropkicks but we have several staff who are bright and co operative and take responsibility seriously. None of them have ever encountered a funny, eccentric barang like me before.
I asked my staff how many times they had been to kompong saom before.Only a handful of times have they visited the beach or siem riep. When I told them that I had been to SR maybe ten times and KS probably a hundred times they were staggered.
Now I am working with them everyday I have to converse with some complete dropkicks but we have several staff who are bright and co operative and take responsibility seriously. None of them have ever encountered a funny, eccentric barang like me before.
I asked my staff how many times they had been to kompong saom before.Only a handful of times have they visited the beach or siem riep. When I told them that I had been to SR maybe ten times and KS probably a hundred times they were staggered.
Khmer:
Lack of logical thinking. Lateral thinking, no problem; logical thinking, not a chance. Sure, that's a failing in the education system and it's getting better, but it's still annoying.
Prevalent lack of empathy. I'm okay, fuck you (unless you're my family).
Driving: a good mix of those two. Yes, let's just sit here in a group of 400 motos for two hours in the oncoming lane in Monivong causing a huge bottleneck and wasting our time because we don't want to drive the 20 meters it would take us to get into the right lane.
Claiming to be Buddhist whilst being a brand manager's wet dream.
'Customer service'.
French: Sorry to say it, but last I checked the sun doesn't shine out your arse.
Brits/Irish: If you're looking for a fight stick to the sleazy tourist areas with all the other dregs or fuck off home.
Americans: Funnily enough, other places don't tend to do things the same way you do. Mostly because the way you do things is, in general, completely moronic. Also, we don't need you to defend us all in Europe despite how much you think we love NATO because your tax money protects us from evil people, thousands of miles away, armed with rocks - you've actually made life insignificantly more dangerous for us. Related to that, we don't have decent public healthcare because you pay for our protection with your grossly-inflated military budget - we have it because we're not stupid cunts. Which is why our private health insurance doesn't usually have stupid crap like co-pays and massive deductibles.
Lack of logical thinking. Lateral thinking, no problem; logical thinking, not a chance. Sure, that's a failing in the education system and it's getting better, but it's still annoying.
Prevalent lack of empathy. I'm okay, fuck you (unless you're my family).
Driving: a good mix of those two. Yes, let's just sit here in a group of 400 motos for two hours in the oncoming lane in Monivong causing a huge bottleneck and wasting our time because we don't want to drive the 20 meters it would take us to get into the right lane.
Claiming to be Buddhist whilst being a brand manager's wet dream.
'Customer service'.
French: Sorry to say it, but last I checked the sun doesn't shine out your arse.
Brits/Irish: If you're looking for a fight stick to the sleazy tourist areas with all the other dregs or fuck off home.
Americans: Funnily enough, other places don't tend to do things the same way you do. Mostly because the way you do things is, in general, completely moronic. Also, we don't need you to defend us all in Europe despite how much you think we love NATO because your tax money protects us from evil people, thousands of miles away, armed with rocks - you've actually made life insignificantly more dangerous for us. Related to that, we don't have decent public healthcare because you pay for our protection with your grossly-inflated military budget - we have it because we're not stupid cunts. Which is why our private health insurance doesn't usually have stupid crap like co-pays and massive deductibles.
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That's one thing I'm gonna end up boxing someone for one day. I didn't mind it so much when my son was really young, I just thought it was a habit older women had to tickle or jiggle the thing. But he's six now, and recently this maybe 30-year-old guy who runs a shop across the street, (I've known him and his wife,kids etc since I moved in, normal neighbors, just friendly- say hello and have a chat on rare occasions kind of thing.) crosses over the street, and starts trying to play with my son's dick. I very firmly told him to stop in Khmer while he was about to do it and as soon as he did, so he stopped, and I didn't want to make a big issue of it because I know how common it is. WTF was he thinking? I've also taught my kid to resist such behavior when anyone tries it. I don't want him to deck any old grannies but at least tell them to stop/fuck off and move away from them.mezmo wrote:I wish!
No seriously though, I have witnessed this in my own home, my 10 year old step kid and my two year old son.
Teensie bit sorry about it now, but I went fuckin mental. The older step kid has been fucked off to the provinces on my say so because of it.
Sound harsh, fuck I don't know. Think it will simply NEVER be OK to touch my boys cock unless he specifically requests it.
As English as it gets, probably, but I'm no prude, just worried for his safety when I'm not around.
I've never seen anyone doing the kissing/sucking thing, I did hear of a Cambodian woman residing in the US who got in serious shit for that. I'm not doubting Dagenham's story's veracity but it's way beyond anything I've witnessed personally.
On a related note, I've never seen anyone try to do anything similar with young girls.
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
Really annoying to me regarding Khmer music, I swear there's only 3 different drum beats for all 2,000 karaoke songs, 1,950 of which sound exactly the same as each other.
Sorry, completely off topic of playing with little boy's wee wees.
Sorry, completely off topic of playing with little boy's wee wees.
I wish (again) no, touch too young for twatting. Long story very short Kid is MILES better off with grandparents. The mother of my kids has a terrible attitude toward mothering, shockingly found this out AFTER having a kid with her. Bugger! Uneducated cunt of the highest order, truth be told, but she feeds em(I think)Walter White wrote:That's fucked up. I feel sorry for the poor kid. Did you beat him up before you took took him away from his mother?mezmo wrote:I wish!
No seriously though, I have witnessed this in my own home, my 10 year old step kid and my two year old son.
Teensie bit sorry about it now, but I went fuckin mental. The older step kid has been fucked off to the provinces on my say so because of it.
Sound harsh, fuck I don't know. Think it will simply NEVER be OK to touch my boys cock unless he specifically requests it.
As English as it gets, probably, but I'm no prude, just worried for his safety when I'm not around.
Now the daughter( first child) was whisked away at a young age to the GP's, and has come back an astonishing, polite as fuck, angel.
A lot more to the story but really, he is better off and I just happen to be more rested too.
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It may just be that they're too bloody lazy and hope that you'll get frustrated, give up, and ask someone else.OrangeDragon wrote:I think it's because of the language and similar sounding words combined with words "for" a thing that not everyone uses. it may also just be that they're not listening or dense.
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
Geez, I was hoping for good ol' stereotyping and bashing up of the regular nationalities we love to hate, along with some new ones. Now the thread gets taken over by willy stories - highly disturbing as it is maybe this is not really on topic? Cambod lies outside Pontoon on a weekly basis with his willy out and I haven't seen anyone entertain the thought of touching it
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Dragging feet when walking. Lift your feet up when walking you lazy twat(s).
Giving me a plastic bag for everything without first asking. No, I don't need a plastic bag for a packet of tic-tacs. I asked a Khmer work colleague why people give/take a plastic bag for every single thing. She said because they're free. Fuck me. I felt like suffocating her with one on the spot. I explained that they ain't free - each one contributes to the death of the world. Complete blank look on her face.
Freshy boys fixing their god awful buffon hair-do's in their wing mirrors as they are driving. Quick note to you guys. No matter how much you 'fix' it on the fly, the wind will keep 'messing' up that toxic orange monstrosity of a burst couch on your head that you are vainly passing off as a hair style.
If tiger balm coining cured illnesses it would be regonised and practiced the world over. I questioned the same work colleague when she was getting said strawberry stripes liberally scraped onto her back and neck. She said she had a cold and it will make her better. I let the matter drop. She was absent the next day due to a cold. When she returned to work I pointed out to her that her chosen method of medication must have failed she insisted it was a different cold. She didn't like it when I asked why she didn't recoin herself.
Giving me a plastic bag for everything without first asking. No, I don't need a plastic bag for a packet of tic-tacs. I asked a Khmer work colleague why people give/take a plastic bag for every single thing. She said because they're free. Fuck me. I felt like suffocating her with one on the spot. I explained that they ain't free - each one contributes to the death of the world. Complete blank look on her face.
Freshy boys fixing their god awful buffon hair-do's in their wing mirrors as they are driving. Quick note to you guys. No matter how much you 'fix' it on the fly, the wind will keep 'messing' up that toxic orange monstrosity of a burst couch on your head that you are vainly passing off as a hair style.
If tiger balm coining cured illnesses it would be regonised and practiced the world over. I questioned the same work colleague when she was getting said strawberry stripes liberally scraped onto her back and neck. She said she had a cold and it will make her better. I let the matter drop. She was absent the next day due to a cold. When she returned to work I pointed out to her that her chosen method of medication must have failed she insisted it was a different cold. She didn't like it when I asked why she didn't recoin herself.
If you think being on TV makes you look fat, scientists have discovered it is because you need to go on a fucking diet.
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Saying 'No Problem', when there is indeed a farking problem. My finger is pointing out the problem. Look, there, you can see it with your own eyes. Recognise there is a problem. "No Problem."
"I felt like suffocating her with one on the spot." slappadabass
LMFAO !!!!!!
LMFAO !!!!!!
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But only if the balm cost $75 a pop and was patented by a drugs company.slappadabass wrote:If tiger balm coining cured illnesses it would be regonised and practiced the world over.
I actually know of people with medical backgrounds who acknowledge that there is some benefit to coining.
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
I get irritated as hell with the Cambodians I've had to do business with not showing up at the agreed upon time.
"Okay, 11 o'clock, I'll be there." Nothing.
"Okay, 1 o'clock, I'll be there." Nothing
I just set aside 2 hours of time for you lazy ass sods, show up for god's sake!
EDIT 10 minutes later. Speak of the devil, my irritated wife just called me and told me she's fired them as our customers and cut their account off with us. Now I will laugh menacingly all the way back home and give her a hug.
Don't mess with an upset Vietnamese business lady I tell you, haha.
"Okay, 11 o'clock, I'll be there." Nothing.
"Okay, 1 o'clock, I'll be there." Nothing
I just set aside 2 hours of time for you lazy ass sods, show up for god's sake!
EDIT 10 minutes later. Speak of the devil, my irritated wife just called me and told me she's fired them as our customers and cut their account off with us. Now I will laugh menacingly all the way back home and give her a hug.
Don't mess with an upset Vietnamese business lady I tell you, haha.
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