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Guy goes to a doctor and ask how he can increase his lifespan.....the doctor prescribed to stop:sex, smoking,drinking ,late nights , eating red-meat and cut down on sugar and salt...
The man asked if he did this would he live longer....the doctor replied No , but it will seem longer.
The man asked if he did this would he live longer....the doctor replied No , but it will seem longer.
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what sort of tosser thinks this is a joke....oh it's highbrow...like you and some other pseudo-intellectual on the forum.....I am the dirt under your feet wise one....Chuck Wow wrote:Sherlock Holmes tells Dr. Watson to go buy him some cheese. . "What cheese do you need Sherlock?" He asks... Holmes pauses..
"Emmental and Brie, my dear Watson"
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General Chatter wrote:what sort of tosser thinks this is a joke....oh it's highbrow...like you and some other pseudo-intellectual on the forum.....I am the dirt under your feet wise one....Chuck Wow wrote:Sherlock Holmes tells Dr. Watson to go buy him some cheese. . "What cheese do you need Sherlock?" He asks... Holmes pauses..
"Emmental and Brie, my dear Watson"
No, you are more the skid in the back of my toilet.
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^nice avartar...
you shd think about your diet if you are leaving such a mess in the toilet...
you shd think about your diet if you are leaving such a mess in the toilet...
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General Chatter wrote:Guy goes to a doctor and ask how he can increase his lifespan.....the doctor prescribed to stop:sex, smoking,drinking ,late nights , eating red-meat and cut down on sugar and salt...
The man asked if he did this would he live longer....the doctor replied No , but it will seem longer.
See, that's funny you turd.
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knock knock
whose there
Chuck Wow
Oh fuckoff
whose there
Chuck Wow
Oh fuckoff
I was born with nothing,and I still have most of it left !
Are chuck and the general having a lovers tiff ?
I think they should just book a room at blue chile and let it all hang out.
I think they should just book a room at blue chile and let it all hang out.
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
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What do you get if you cross Chuck Wow with a monkey?
Nothing, the monkey is too intelligent .It wouldn't fuck Chuck Wow...
Nothing, the monkey is too intelligent .It wouldn't fuck Chuck Wow...
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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walked into a bar, and the barman said is this a beginning of a joke....
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