You Know You're Cambodian
You Know You're Cambodian
Came across what appears to be a young Cambodian living in America with a list of things that remind him/her that they're Cambodian.
The ice in your fridge smells like fish.
You have a family member who has been to Cambodia to find a wife.
You know someone's parents who owns a donut shop.
Your hands are often stained yellow for two days after being in the kitchen with your mum.
You are afraid to call any Khmer guy or girl hot as you are probably related to them.
Your name sounds almost the same as your brothers, sisters and cousins.
A white person asks you to speak Khmer and you ask them "Do you want me to eat noodles?"
You go to a party and all the Adults are gambling.
Your parents try to sound sophisticated while talking to a white person but end up sounding like a fob.
You have straw mats instead of carpeting in your house.
You tend to automatically bend forward when walking in front of older Khmer people.
You have a sewing machine in your house.
Your whole DVD collection is bootleg.
You know what the game Ka Hom is.
Everybody's your cousin.
There's la hong in your garden.
Your house is filled with tons of people gambling, drinking and smoking.
Your feet never touch your pillows.
Your uncles all have the same sort of car.
You watched Tomb Raider and kept replaying the part where Angelina Jolie tries to speak Khmer just to work out what she said.
You never use your dish washer, it just stores dishes.
You bring the rice cooker to picnics.
If you see an apple tree on the road, the family stops to pick it.
It's your birthday and you don't know half the people at the party.
Your family is invited to weddings every other weekend.
Your mum forces your friends to eat her food.
The ice in your fridge smells like fish.
You have a family member who has been to Cambodia to find a wife.
You know someone's parents who owns a donut shop.
Your hands are often stained yellow for two days after being in the kitchen with your mum.
You are afraid to call any Khmer guy or girl hot as you are probably related to them.
Your name sounds almost the same as your brothers, sisters and cousins.
A white person asks you to speak Khmer and you ask them "Do you want me to eat noodles?"
You go to a party and all the Adults are gambling.
Your parents try to sound sophisticated while talking to a white person but end up sounding like a fob.
You have straw mats instead of carpeting in your house.
You tend to automatically bend forward when walking in front of older Khmer people.
You have a sewing machine in your house.
Your whole DVD collection is bootleg.
You know what the game Ka Hom is.
Everybody's your cousin.
There's la hong in your garden.
Your house is filled with tons of people gambling, drinking and smoking.
Your feet never touch your pillows.
Your uncles all have the same sort of car.
You watched Tomb Raider and kept replaying the part where Angelina Jolie tries to speak Khmer just to work out what she said.
You never use your dish washer, it just stores dishes.
You bring the rice cooker to picnics.
If you see an apple tree on the road, the family stops to pick it.
It's your birthday and you don't know half the people at the party.
Your family is invited to weddings every other weekend.
Your mum forces your friends to eat her food.
"That was probably Londo...He is always shitty." - Marvin
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Hahaha, good one.
Your parents send you to school for 10-12 hours a day just to get you out of the way, even on Saturdays.
Your parents send you to school for 10-12 hours a day just to get you out of the way, even on Saturdays.
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
I found that list to be rather dissatisfying.
"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach English."
Credit Jacked Camry & LTO
Credit Jacked Camry & LTO
Should read..."You know your Khmerican"
I'm not a negative person, I encourage people all the time...it's usually to f**k off! But, whatever.
Getting married off to a First cousin doesn't seem unusual.
Rated R for Ricecakes
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What are these Ka Hom and La Hong?You know what the game Ka Hom is.
There's la hong in your garden.
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
I think la hong is papaya, and maybe ka hom = krahom, one of those card games where you stack cards and throw them down with gusto. I can never remember the rules, nor the name, but I recall something about 'red cards'
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All food must be chopped up as loudly as possible into the smallest of pieces so it can be consumed by anyone even if they have no teeth.
" Tho I am wise I have to wait like any other fool"
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Whether you crash head on into another moto driver or tell a funny joke, you have the same, goofy smile for each occasion.
Anyone who doesn't like Capitalism is a pathetic loser. God bless the USA and no place else.
Because the stranger meet up...vladimir wrote:When you're alone in an elevator, it stops, one person gets in, and asks how you are, and you respond:
Who, me?
I was told just the other day by a Khmer girl that I should never point at things with my feet. Very bad.Miguelito wrote:"Your feet never touch your pillows"
That one is odd...
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