Sounds like a feeble quip from a disappointed wannabe playerlaudjohn wrote:I thought it was because you took it up the third hole from ricecakes
Why did Gonk almost get bottled at the Garage Bar
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Both of those cost money.scobienz wrote:Gonk doesn't have money. How could he, with the amount of whoring and pizza-shovelling he does?
I think he gets good coin working in hell's arsehole.
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I think in all of this the core element is someone wants to put a bottle over someones head, not a nice thing.
Now I am fully aware that parts of PP are a kin to the cutting room floor of a Tarantino film but bottling someone with a Pils type bottle is, either way a serious injury: Bottle pre-broken, serious lacerations, potential permanent visible scaring, loss of sight...Bottle remains unbroken, likely compression injury, which we all know, all to well, can be fatal in Cambodia, as anywhere else but more likely there.
Do we not remember injures sustained rolling out of bed? Most likely similar to those caused by an un-breaking Pils bottle, some are really not easy to break. This event was not a film, it was not a sugar glass bottle! The injuries sustained would likely be permanent and real, not created by a makeup artist, to be washed off later.
Now shagging someone else's GF is not polite, if the person knows, Gonk may or may not have known but really by comparison ?
Now I am fully aware that parts of PP are a kin to the cutting room floor of a Tarantino film but bottling someone with a Pils type bottle is, either way a serious injury: Bottle pre-broken, serious lacerations, potential permanent visible scaring, loss of sight...Bottle remains unbroken, likely compression injury, which we all know, all to well, can be fatal in Cambodia, as anywhere else but more likely there.
Do we not remember injures sustained rolling out of bed? Most likely similar to those caused by an un-breaking Pils bottle, some are really not easy to break. This event was not a film, it was not a sugar glass bottle! The injuries sustained would likely be permanent and real, not created by a makeup artist, to be washed off later.
Now shagging someone else's GF is not polite, if the person knows, Gonk may or may not have known but really by comparison ?
Nothing but an opinionated tourist. The Pope spends more time in countries than I do ! It is also not my place to comment on a gentleman's dress. A real 23 minute wonder, that obviously knows little about ovens and cooking in Cambodia.
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You would not, I agree but Gonk assures us he did not know.RainMan wrote:In Asia why would you bonk someone else's gf?
Nothing but an opinionated tourist. The Pope spends more time in countries than I do ! It is also not my place to comment on a gentleman's dress. A real 23 minute wonder, that obviously knows little about ovens and cooking in Cambodia.
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Been following this thread since the first page to the 5th page. Hilarious! Not sure whats your problems with CEO outing anyway. Gonk thinkshe was the shit going around and fooling people with the What Gong said is true.,.I tried telling readers about it on here before Kir went bizarre . I have personal problems family as family does...BBuut me and the real mates dont go around banging another bro's significant others.
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I will be at Garage for a burger with the daughter and wife sometime next week. Interrogate me then.
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If you see Gonk come in, drop everything and secure the wife and daughter.I will be at Garage for a burger with the daughter and wife sometime next week
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This whole case stinks of true love, Riverside style.
Or secure the wife and daughter away from phat cunthea - the wife bashing cunt!The third man wrote:If you see Gonk come in, drop everything and secure the wife and daughter.I will be at Garage for a burger with the daughter and wife sometime next week
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If you have this misfortune of having to pay 6 bucks for lady of the night drinks, doesn't this almost give you free reign to chat up and take anyone in the establishment home - even the security guard if you so wish?
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