Challenge. If you have a collared shirt with tails and don't tuck it in, then you're a twat.Starving Pelican wrote:Collared shirt tucked into jeans = TWAT
Hipster or just being a twat…
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hipsters or not, you are all being bloody twats.
boring as great grandparents bent over their zimmerframes and canes, or rocking back and forth on the porch, lamenting the youth of today. JHC, people. Let. It. Go. or learn a new skill/take up a new hobby or something. What a boring bunch of bigots.
boring as great grandparents bent over their zimmerframes and canes, or rocking back and forth on the porch, lamenting the youth of today. JHC, people. Let. It. Go. or learn a new skill/take up a new hobby or something. What a boring bunch of bigots.
The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled.
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Fat Face - CheckGarry Crabtree wrote:^Says the man with a) a fat face and b) a goatee
Goatee... Nope..
It's Movember.
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This is the sort of analysis that is required. To answer Scooby and put this beard thing to bed:Garry Crabtree wrote:I think we're going to have to start classifying a few items as to whether they're hipster or twattish.
Krama = TWAT
Café Racer = HIPSTER
Moustache = HIPSTER
Fat Face Goatee Bread = TWAT
Post 1965 Vespa = TWAT
Pre 1965 Vespa = HIPSTER
The last time the beard was fashionable was 1987, see Brody's son in Jaws: The Revenge
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Brody Jr's beard is restrained and pleasant. The facial hair equivalent of Seals & Crofts (plus malevolent white pointers eat into grooming time).
By contrast, hipster style is to blend 19th Century Ned Kelly beard
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formerly a product of waking hours spent robbing stagecoaches and fabricating armor, with Brad Pitt Fury haircut, formerly required to keep hair out of eyes when charging Tigers:
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The sum of the parts is this:
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An absurd amalgam; aesthetically and philosophically, especially when you consider the ballsack lane dwelling café racer has:
- No requirement to blow up white pointers
- No requirement to fabricate armor
- No requirement to eliminate Tigers
It is the embodiment therefore, of form pissing all over function.
Haha - my money’s on Playboy
This is all very well PH but how do you relate your theory to the fact that half of 440's regular posters have beards or goatees? Even Violet.
In fact I think it's only myself, babyface Pelican and yourself who eschew sporting facial pubes.
In fact I think it's only myself, babyface Pelican and yourself who eschew sporting facial pubes.
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wanker. you'll pay.scobienz wrote:This is all very well PH but how do you relate your theory to the fact that half of 440's regular posters have beards or goatees? Even Violet.
In fact I think it's only myself, babyface Pelican and yourself who eschew sporting facial pubes.
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I've never had any sort of facial hair.scobienz wrote:
In fact I think it's only myself, babyface Pelican and yourself who eschew sporting facial pubes.
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And PB regularly sports a full face of greying face fuzzLucky Lucan wrote:I've never had any sort of facial hair.scobienz wrote:
In fact I think it's only myself, babyface Pelican and yourself who eschew sporting facial pubes.
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1. Playboy because 1987 is his happy place.
2. Chuck Wow because sex addiction = absurd testosterone levels = debilitating perma beard.
3. Felgerkarb because military men who actually see action have beard dispensation.
4. Captain Bonez because Dimebag Darrell.
5. Violet because depleted estrogen levels from reading too much 440.
2. Chuck Wow because sex addiction = absurd testosterone levels = debilitating perma beard.
3. Felgerkarb because military men who actually see action have beard dispensation.
4. Captain Bonez because Dimebag Darrell.
5. Violet because depleted estrogen levels from reading too much 440.
Haha - my money’s on Playboy
I'd sooner be seen out sporting a karma than a FUCKING MAN BAG.
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Yet another reason why you are my Sith Chick apprentice...violet wrote:at least I've still got big tits and a 'heh hum'
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
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Anyone who wields a sword is automatically exempt...because they fucking wield a sword.
That is good, because you pipsqueaks would have me listed both as a TWAT and a HIPSTER based on the rules above...but since I actually do wield a sword from time to time, you are all off the hook...for now.
That is good, because you pipsqueaks would have me listed both as a TWAT and a HIPSTER based on the rules above...but since I actually do wield a sword from time to time, you are all off the hook...for now.
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
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