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Post by Spigzy » Mon Nov 21, 2016 9:26 am

Jamie_Lambo wrote:
Mèo Đen wrote:An arm full of "Plychook" when returning from the province. :-o

I like them actually, it was just the huge quantity that was unusual. :grin:

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i fucking hate that stuff, triggers off Tryphobia ever since i saw this image on facebook...

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where someone had photoshopped it onto a nipple *cringe*

theres also this one...

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:barf:
You missed one ... :barf:

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Post by Jamie_Lambo » Mon Nov 21, 2016 5:16 pm

Spigzy wrote:
Jamie_Lambo wrote:
Mèo Đen wrote:An arm full of "Plychook" when returning from the province. :-o

I like them actually, it was just the huge quantity that was unusual.

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i fucking hate that stuff, triggers off Tryphobia ever since i saw this image on facebook...

...

where someone had photoshopped it onto a nipple *cringe*

theres also this one...

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:barf:
You missed one ... :barf:


ahhhhhhh yeah seen that before!!!!! :(

mate watch this....
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Post by Spigzy » Mon Nov 21, 2016 11:43 pm

Thanks, glad I didn't watch that whilst eating! :barf:
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Post by phat kunthea » Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:48 pm

An invitation card to her deceased ancestor's ceremony. Put 10 bucks inside the envelope for a meatless bowl of rice porridge.
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Post by Caleb » Wed Nov 23, 2016 7:32 am

A lascivious sideways glance. :facepalm:
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Post by PorkPiePorn » Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:21 am

Spigzy wrote:Thanks, glad I didn't watch that whilst eating! :barf:
I hear you now I have to rush down the page past that stuff, for fear I will chuck my cookies
The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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Post by Jamie_Lambo » Thu Nov 24, 2016 2:43 am

PorkPiePorn wrote:
Spigzy wrote:Thanks, glad I didn't watch that whilst eating! :barf:
I hear you now I have to rush down the page past that stuff, for fear I will chuck my cookies
:lol:
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Post by PorkPiePorn » Thu Nov 24, 2016 3:33 am

Jamie_Lambo wrote:
PorkPiePorn wrote:
Spigzy wrote:Thanks, glad I didn't watch that whilst eating! :barf:
I hear you now I have to rush down the page past that stuff, for fear I will chuck my cookies
:lol:
I did not watch it, it was late at night and honestly it creeped me out so much I was afraid of nightmares, haha.
The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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Post by Jamie_Lambo » Thu Nov 24, 2016 3:48 am

PorkPiePorn wrote:
Jamie_Lambo wrote:
PorkPiePorn wrote:
Spigzy wrote:Thanks, glad I didn't watch that whilst eating! :barf:
I hear you now I have to rush down the page past that stuff, for fear I will chuck my cookies
:lol:
I did not watch it, it was late at night and honestly it creeped me out so much I was afraid of nightmares, haha.
watch it!

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Post by dom_wave » Thu Nov 24, 2016 4:57 am

a wooden ship ..... about 60cm high.
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Post by artunltd » Fri Nov 25, 2016 5:26 pm

Not a Cambo woman, but 1996, Bangkok, Jus met a girl at a beer bar and she says "I like you", takes me to a gold shop and says I want to buy you ring. I keep saying I don't want, but she insists. So she picks out a nougat ring about 2,000 baht =$50.00 and buys for me. I have never had a gold ring like that. Then she says " I want you meet my family"...........arrrrrgh.......So we go off trudging into the bowels of BKK, 6" planks, the dregs of the city,
finally get to her house...........3x3 meters of 2x4's and tin. nails on the wall for closets, 1 mattress leaning on the wall for the bedroom. 7 people. Had wonderful fish and rice. I brought the beer.
Was a wonderful time...............but I had to tell her to return the ring.
ya gotta love the "good ol days"

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Post by Jamie_Lambo » Sat Nov 26, 2016 12:34 am

artunltd wrote:Not a Cambo woman, but 1996, Bangkok, Jus met a girl at a beer bar and she says "I like you", takes me to a gold shop and says I want to buy you ring. I keep saying I don't want, but she insists. So she picks out a nougat ring about 2,000 baht =$50.00 and buys for me. I have never had a gold ring like that. Then she says " I want you meet my family"...........arrrrrgh.......So we go off trudging into the bowels of BKK, 6" planks, the dregs of the city,
finally get to her house...........3x3 meters of 2x4's and tin. nails on the wall for closets, 1 mattress leaning on the wall for the bedroom. 7 people. Had wonderful fish and rice. I brought the beer.
Was a wonderful time...............but I had to tell her to return the ring.
ya gotta love the "good ol days"

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haha can tell you been on the scene a few years brother with your pigeon english haha :thumbsup:
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Post by banlung » Sat Nov 26, 2016 2:19 am

she cud suck a b4asketb4all thru a hospipe...

god b4less i left her in6 9b4
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Post by Jamie_Lambo » Sat Nov 26, 2016 7:18 am

banlung wrote:she cud suck a b4asketb4all thru a hospipe...

god b4less i left her in6 9b4
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