Hi,
First off I'd just like to say this is one of the funniest forums I've seen on the internet, now that the dick sucking is out of the way onto the questions.
You might ask why am I asking these questions here? Just Google them you little lazy bitch. Well I have and the info I wanted either didn't exist online or there was conflicting opinions on the matter or the info was out of date (Khmer seems to have changed allot over the last few years).
I'm flying over for about a week and a half at the end of April and I want to avoid getting ripped off, well ripped off too much as a tourist anyway.
I going to snookyville from PP. I land at PP airport at about 07.30 and i want to get line 3 bus to the night market.
Is the bus a wise idea?
Once I'm off the bus I intend to go to a mini-market near by (smile or something) to pick up some grog for the 4.5 hr bus ride to snooky. I've seen that Mekong whiskey is no longer on the shelves there (this saddened my heart deeply).
What can I get thats like Mekong (cheap, rum like, gut rot) and what sort of prices will I be expected to pay? Oh and will ibis let me drink on the bus?
(Beers are out of the question as I'm not keen on pissing myself in public waiting for a loo this early in my excursion).
Next on my list is a super extra happy pizza and a few beers as I wait for the bus. Now the problem here is if there is any real happiness to be had on these pizzas anymore. The general consensus is that the "herb" over there is a bit shite and some folks report no happiness at all from their pies at all.
Is there still "happiness" in the pizza there and if so where a good spot near riverside? (I've hear good things about the pink elephant but it doesn't open till 09.00).
Next snooky itself, ill be landing at about the golden lions and be heading straight over to Otres beach to check in.
What sort of money will I be extorted out of to get to Otres via tuk tuk/motodop? (I'll most likely do this trip a few times during my stay).
Otres, I'm staying at a place called "wish you were here" (only one dead foreigner recorded on this forum so it must be good).
What's the chances of this place being visited by solders with AK47s and bulldozers before or during my stay?
Otres, I'm going to be pretty messy for most of my stay but i'm a very easy going, respectable drunk (no agro, not loud, respect others, etc). Is they any suggestions people can make for a place near my hostel that can carter to my type of clientele? Cheap (all day happy hours would be awesome), with a sheltered view of the sea (I'm originally from Ireland so I go crispy bacon after a half hr in the sun).
As for night time I might be looking into other recreational activities "for a friend" (not mongering ((not that there is anything wrong with that type of thing))) but I don't know if this is the right forum for those kind of questions. Can anyone could point me in the right direction of another forum for that might have some up to date info?
Anyway if you made it through my lost ass post thanks very much. Any other sage advice or pointers are welcomed.
Tips and tricks of holidaying in Cambodia
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Shoulda put this in Q&A's.
I love bitches n gonna fuck Texas and the USA+ right up their god damn ass! Hallelujah!
Thanks, can I transfer it? I thought its travel related.
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Transfer it? Possibly, although this is not a bank. I suppose I could give you a coupla tips n tricks.
Travel related? Sounds like you want to get fucked from the second you arrive.
Tips: If you think the super duper extra happy pizza is weak ... buy three large pies and eat every last morsel. You can get cheap whiskey or rum somewhere.
They have this fake whiskey called Highland and MADE IN SCOTLAND with a stag on the front that is cheap.
Ibis bus has a toilet, so no worries there. Just don't pass out in the toilet or you may end up in another country.
That should sort you for now, and hope you have a wonderful arrival in Shitsville, where you may possibly never leave.
Good luck with Otres Beach.
Travel related? Sounds like you want to get fucked from the second you arrive.
Tips: If you think the super duper extra happy pizza is weak ... buy three large pies and eat every last morsel. You can get cheap whiskey or rum somewhere.
They have this fake whiskey called Highland and MADE IN SCOTLAND with a stag on the front that is cheap.
Ibis bus has a toilet, so no worries there. Just don't pass out in the toilet or you may end up in another country.
That should sort you for now, and hope you have a wonderful arrival in Shitsville, where you may possibly never leave.
Good luck with Otres Beach.
I love bitches n gonna fuck Texas and the USA+ right up their god damn ass! Hallelujah!
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Sounds good, especially the bus from the airport. You rock.
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
Batshitcrazyweirdo
Yeah pretty much and spend the last couple of days coming down in my room watching old movies on my phone.
Ill try one large, ill be there for a few hours anyway. A friend of mine "cough" used to eat a hand full of bud before long flights. Going through customs was always fun.
How cheap are we talking here? And anything a bit sweeter that Scot whiskey? Like a knock off bourbon or rum?
Not this one, it's a little minivan. I got a front seat so I can watch as a meth'd up driver gambles with our lives.
My friend said that to me as well but referred to me as a possible "floater" which was rather disconcerting. This is not my first holiday like this but it is the first one in the kingdom.
Lucky Lucan
Is that the famous sarcasm I've grown to love so much on this forum?
Yeah pretty much and spend the last couple of days coming down in my room watching old movies on my phone.
Ill try one large, ill be there for a few hours anyway. A friend of mine "cough" used to eat a hand full of bud before long flights. Going through customs was always fun.
How cheap are we talking here? And anything a bit sweeter that Scot whiskey? Like a knock off bourbon or rum?
Not this one, it's a little minivan. I got a front seat so I can watch as a meth'd up driver gambles with our lives.
My friend said that to me as well but referred to me as a possible "floater" which was rather disconcerting. This is not my first holiday like this but it is the first one in the kingdom.
Lucky Lucan
Is that the famous sarcasm I've grown to love so much on this forum?
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Ahhh, so you are familiar with the site. You should have posted this in my thread. That way, we can both say what we want, cause they delete my posts when I say what I want on the rest of the forum ... but I wanna. You could always post it again in my thread, but be aware that you may not get the response you wish. And I know it say it, but ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Then we can let it all hang out.
Didn't know they had Ibis mini buses.
Then we can let it all hang out.
Didn't know they had Ibis mini buses.
I love bitches n gonna fuck Texas and the USA+ right up their god damn ass! Hallelujah!
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My friend said that to me as well but referred to me as a possible "floater" which was rather disconcerting
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
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Wow! This is exactly how Lord Playboy travels! Well, maybe some minor differences.Razamorph wrote:Hi,
First off I'd just like to say this is one of the funniest forums I've seen on the internet, now that the dick sucking is out of the way onto the questions.
You might ask why am I asking these questions here? Just Google them you little lazy bitch. Well I have and the info I wanted either didn't exist online or there was conflicting opinions on the matter or the info was out of date (Khmer seems to have changed allot over the last few years).
I'm flying over for about a week and a half at the end of April and I want to avoid getting ripped off, well ripped off too much as a tourist anyway.
I going to snookyville from PP. I land at PP airport at about 07.30 and i want to get line 3 bus to the night market.
Is the bus a wise idea?
Once I'm off the bus I intend to go to a mini-market near by (smile or something) to pick up some grog for the 4.5 hr bus ride to snooky. I've seen that Mekong whiskey is no longer on the shelves there (this saddened my heart deeply).
What can I get thats like Mekong (cheap, rum like, gut rot) and what sort of prices will I be expected to pay? Oh and will ibis let me drink on the bus?
(Beers are out of the question as I'm not keen on pissing myself in public waiting for a loo this early in my excursion).
Next on my list is a super extra happy pizza and a few beers as I wait for the bus. Now the problem here is if there is any real happiness to be had on these pizzas anymore. The general consensus is that the "herb" over there is a bit shite and some folks report no happiness at all from their pies at all.
Is there still "happiness" in the pizza there and if so where a good spot near riverside? (I've hear good things about the pink elephant but it doesn't open till 09.00).
Next snooky itself, ill be landing at about the golden lions and be heading straight over to Otres beach to check in.
What sort of money will I be extorted out of to get to Otres via tuk tuk/motodop? (I'll most likely do this trip a few times during my stay).
Otres, I'm staying at a place called "wish you were here" (only one dead foreigner recorded on this forum so it must be good).
What's the chances of this place being visited by solders with AK47s and bulldozers before or during my stay?
Otres, I'm going to be pretty messy for most of my stay but i'm a very easy going, respectable drunk (no agro, not loud, respect others, etc). Is they any suggestions people can make for a place near my hostel that can carter to my type of clientele? Cheap (all day happy hours would be awesome), with a sheltered view of the sea (I'm originally from Ireland so I go crispy bacon after a half hr in the sun).
As for night time I might be looking into other recreational activities "for a friend" (not mongering ((not that there is anything wrong with that type of thing))) but I don't know if this is the right forum for those kind of questions. Can anyone could point me in the right direction of another forum for that might have some up to date info?
Anyway if you made it through my lost ass post thanks very much. Any other sage advice or pointers are welcomed.
Are you mentioned in the current front page article?
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Ps: the happy pizza places rarely have cooked food available before 10.
@bscw
You mean the filth tread? Where you're defending youself from the angry townsfolk? I don't want to steal your thunder so "let me think about it"
Yeah, they even mention on their site that they don't like the stinky toilets onboard buses, then go on to mention they have toilets in their other buses.
@lucky
I don't understand, why pay for that when you could make a real one for free! (Unless yours are like mine 50% of the time since moving to SEA, mostly liquid)
@chkwoot
You talking about the various tourist/expat types? Nope, I used to come across those breeds in London all the time. If stuck with one in a social situation I'd found it best to give them a little smile, occasional nod and sarcastic double entendre questions that would generally go over their little narcissistic bubbles of reality.
Like that only older, fatter, uglier, allot more tidier and is that Piss?
Well that sucks, hopefully the cheap beer will tide me over till breaky.
You mean the filth tread? Where you're defending youself from the angry townsfolk? I don't want to steal your thunder so "let me think about it"
Yeah, they even mention on their site that they don't like the stinky toilets onboard buses, then go on to mention they have toilets in their other buses.
@lucky
I don't understand, why pay for that when you could make a real one for free! (Unless yours are like mine 50% of the time since moving to SEA, mostly liquid)
@chkwoot
You talking about the various tourist/expat types? Nope, I used to come across those breeds in London all the time. If stuck with one in a social situation I'd found it best to give them a little smile, occasional nod and sarcastic double entendre questions that would generally go over their little narcissistic bubbles of reality.
Like that only older, fatter, uglier, allot more tidier and is that Piss?
Well that sucks, hopefully the cheap beer will tide me over till breaky.
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