Why must I buy all the bananas?
Why must I buy all the bananas?
I haven't found a store yet who will sell me just the one banana. Indeed the looks i've gotten for separating the one from the bunch--downright disdainful. What's wrong with selling one at a time?
At 3-4000 Riel a bunch, one banana is worth about 200 Riel or so. If you offered a dollar for it i'm sure they would sell it to you. Might even throw in a free pineapple.racontuer wrote:I haven't found a store yet who will sell me just the one banana. Indeed the looks i've gotten for separating the one from the bunch--downright disdainful. What's wrong with selling one at a time?
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Have you ever choked on one?violet wrote:yes
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I had a friend visit last year who had the same complaint, about not buying single bananas.
He thought the $1 - $1.25 for a bunch of bananas was too expensive, and that at Bolton market you can get assorted loose bananas for cheaper.
Just buy the bananas. Those you don't want save for later, give to colleagues, or even give as an offering.
Good luck with your banana hunt!
He thought the $1 - $1.25 for a bunch of bananas was too expensive, and that at Bolton market you can get assorted loose bananas for cheaper.
Just buy the bananas. Those you don't want save for later, give to colleagues, or even give as an offering.
Good luck with your banana hunt!
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I dated a girl from Bolton once, gods she was hard work.Jessb52 wrote:I had a friend visit last year who had the same complaint, about not buying single bananas.
He thought the $1 - $1.25 for a bunch of bananas was too expensive, and that at Bolton market you can get assorted loose bananas for cheaper.
Just buy the bananas. Those you don't want save for later, give to colleagues, or even give as an offering.
Good luck with your banana hunt!
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Sure you can:horace wrote:Can one buy just one banana anywhere?
You can even get pre-peeled bananas, which helps avoid banana-peel slippage related deaths:
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I read an article online that bananas were good for your colon.
The fuckers never said anything about having to eat them.
The fuckers never said anything about having to eat them.
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Business oppo: The One Banana Shophorace wrote:Can one buy just one banana anywhere?
After many years, Henry Scmuckle had settled into his true calling, the One Banana Shop on the riverside in Phnom Penh. Life was sweet, and sales were brisk. Even Ann Snow had bought an extra-large one, after assurances it was kosher.
Then, one fateful day, everything changed in a second...
An economically-challenged ex-Brooklyn hipster shuffled into the place, his badly-maintained man-bun in desperate need of attention from the soap dish, and his beard sporting various insects
'Hey, man, like you know, like...can't I buy like a bunch of bananas and get a discount? Like 2 together, like?'
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