[quote="kinard"]The bear joke was too long, and killed it somewhat.
Sorry you didn't like it but every joke can't be a one liner. Sometimes you have to have a little foreplay.
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True, and for the. most part the success of a joke is in the telling and can lose it's shine when written.Johnsell50 wrote:kinard wrote:The bear joke was too long, and killed it somewhat.
Sorry you didn't like it but every joke can't be a one liner. Sometimes you have to have a little foreplay.
There's no need to be sorry.
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A little American hillbilly humor-
A young hillbilly couple went to Niagara Falls for their honeymoon. On their first night there The groom made the bride pack all her bags and put her on a bus for home. "Why" asked the desk clerk? "Because" said the groom, "She"s still a virgin!" "Iffen her family didn't want her, I surely don't"
A young girl came home from high school. "Dad", she asked, "All the other girl's dads are buying them cars for their graduation. I saw the beautiful Corvette at the dealer's. Will you buy it for me?
Dad thought about it for a minute and said "Sure girl, if you get down on your knees and give me some head!"
"But dad", she said, You are my father. I can't do that!"
"Honey", he said, "I know you'e been doing all the boys at school, what's one more?"
She thinks for one minute, gets on her knees and starts. She backs right off, spits on the ground, and says "That really tastes like shit!'
"I know" he says, "Your little brother wanted a bike!"
A young hillbilly couple went to Niagara Falls for their honeymoon. On their first night there The groom made the bride pack all her bags and put her on a bus for home. "Why" asked the desk clerk? "Because" said the groom, "She"s still a virgin!" "Iffen her family didn't want her, I surely don't"
A young girl came home from high school. "Dad", she asked, "All the other girl's dads are buying them cars for their graduation. I saw the beautiful Corvette at the dealer's. Will you buy it for me?
Dad thought about it for a minute and said "Sure girl, if you get down on your knees and give me some head!"
"But dad", she said, You are my father. I can't do that!"
"Honey", he said, "I know you'e been doing all the boys at school, what's one more?"
She thinks for one minute, gets on her knees and starts. She backs right off, spits on the ground, and says "That really tastes like shit!'
"I know" he says, "Your little brother wanted a bike!"
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
A New Yorker who just moved to Texas is walking through his new local mall and notices a Mexican book store.
He decides to go in because he has never seen a Mexican book store before. He browses through the store and finally asks the clerk, "Do you have the book on Donald Trump's foreign policies with Mexico?"
The clerk replies, "F*ck you, get out, stay out!" The man replies, "Yeah, that's the one!"
He decides to go in because he has never seen a Mexican book store before. He browses through the store and finally asks the clerk, "Do you have the book on Donald Trump's foreign policies with Mexico?"
The clerk replies, "F*ck you, get out, stay out!" The man replies, "Yeah, that's the one!"
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3 surgeons are discussing the best patients to work on. The first says "I only work on Germans. The parts are all numbered, match em up and you're done!" The second said "I only work on Japanese, you open em up it's all color coded, easy as pie!"
The third surgeon said "I only do lawyers. There's only 2 moving parts and they're interchangeable!"
What do you call 10,000 lawyers up to their neck in sand?
Not enough sand!
The third surgeon said "I only do lawyers. There's only 2 moving parts and they're interchangeable!"
What do you call 10,000 lawyers up to their neck in sand?
Not enough sand!
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
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Travelling salesman comes home from a long trip and is screwing his wife in the bedroom. Little tommy comes in, climbs on Daddy's back and hollers "Ride 'em cowboy"! Now dad hasn't had any in a while so he just keeps on, then momma starts moaning and screaming. Little tommy leans over and whispers in Dad's ear, "Look out daddy, this is where me and the mailman got bucked off!"
"A day without learning is a day lost!"