Limericks How many can you remember? XXX
There was a poster they called Miguelito,
Who'd go into clubs incognito,
For his major defect,
Was when fully erect,
His cock was the size of a Cheeto
Who'd go into clubs incognito,
For his major defect,
Was when fully erect,
His cock was the size of a Cheeto
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There once was a man from Bonaire
Who was doing his wife on the stair
When the banister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in midair
There once was a man from Havana
Screwed a girl on a player piano
At the height of their fever
Her ass hit the lever
And Yes he has no banana...
Who was doing his wife on the stair
When the banister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in midair
There once was a man from Havana
Screwed a girl on a player piano
At the height of their fever
Her ass hit the lever
And Yes he has no banana...
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
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Nice one.pedros wrote:There was a poster they called Miguelito,
Who'd go into clubs incognito,
For his major defect,
Was when fully erect,
His cock was the size of a Cheeto
Now... what rhymes with Pedros...
There was a young man called Pedros
Who could yank off his plank like a boss,
Through youporn and toil,
And plenty of oil,
His sheets have a sticky white gloss
Who could yank off his plank like a boss,
Through youporn and toil,
And plenty of oil,
His sheets have a sticky white gloss
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I’ve been mispronouncing Predross all these years...pedros wrote:There was a young man called Pedros
Who could yank off his plank like a boss,
Through youporn and toil,
And plenty of oil,
His sheets have a sticky white gloss
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Took me many months to realise it was actually ped(R)osMiguelito wrote:I’ve been mispronouncing Predross all these years...pedros wrote:There was a young man called Pedros
Who could yank off his plank like a boss,
Through youporn and toil,
And plenty of oil,
His sheets have a sticky white gloss
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On the moors Kelly walked in a daze
There she'd bark at the moon and the haze
Still her friends weren't concerned
For by now they had learned
Once a month she would go through this phase.
(author's note to the ladies: "She was a
werewolf. Now is it funny?")
There she'd bark at the moon and the haze
Still her friends weren't concerned
For by now they had learned
Once a month she would go through this phase.
(author's note to the ladies: "She was a
werewolf. Now is it funny?")
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
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There once was a gal name of Nancy
Who had a peculiar fancy
She loved big blokes
Who really could stroke
And didn't mind wearin' her panties
Who had a peculiar fancy
She loved big blokes
Who really could stroke
And didn't mind wearin' her panties
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A randy marsupial named Reeves
Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees
When they'd asked him for money
He'd say "Listen honey
A koala eats bushes and leaves."
Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees
When they'd asked him for money
He'd say "Listen honey
A koala eats bushes and leaves."
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
Fixed it for you to be factually correct........
Johnsell50 wrote:A randy marsupial named Reeves
Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees
When they'd asked him for money
He'd say "Listen honey
A wombat eats roots and leaves."
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[quote="chubacca"]Fixed it for you to be factually correct........
Thank you!
Thank you!
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There’s a lovely young lass called Yvette
Who has a wild case of Tourette’s
Her family were shamed
Because again and again
‘PENIS! COCK AND BALLS’
Who has a wild case of Tourette’s
Her family were shamed
Because again and again
‘PENIS! COCK AND BALLS’
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Really sad to see such a great country as the U. K. go totally down the drain in a national psychosis. I think a no deal Brexit will do them good after the initial decade of mayhem. We'll have to build a wall around it, though. No way 20 miles of water will be enough containment.Playboy wrote:Be careful with those limericks guys, they can be just a small step away from a crime !!?
What The actual Fuck ?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/0 ... -limerick/
I remember seeing a documentary about the years to com in the U. K. It was called Doomsday, featuring a sexy Rhona Mitra running around in a politically incorrect tight suit.
Cambodia - tickets booked, moved on to mission planning DONE
Mission completed, reported to Col Braddock. DONE
Now ranting about the experience ONGOING
Mission completed, reported to Col Braddock. DONE
Now ranting about the experience ONGOING
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Now down in the valley of Shneel
Lived a woman who loved to reveal
With her curtains well drawn
Standing bare as a fawn
She'd do this really neat trick with an eel
Lived a woman who loved to reveal
With her curtains well drawn
Standing bare as a fawn
She'd do this really neat trick with an eel
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
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