Expat 1.0 and expat 2.0 quotes on Cambodia.
- RainMan
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Expat 1.0 and expat 2.0 quotes on Cambodia.
Heard in bars.
Expat 1.0
'Fukin shit here, everything is fukin broken, luv it.'
Expat 2.00
'Do you want to hear a sad poem I wrote?'
Expat 1.0
'Fukin shit here, everything is fukin broken, luv it.'
Expat 2.00
'Do you want to hear a sad poem I wrote?'
Never mind.
Expat 1.0
“Haha cool. There’s a fly in my beer lol. Fuck me, cunt. 50c beer plus free fly. Oi Dave ya cunt look at this fly. Haha. Do you think we can revive it? Haha. Fucking love this shitty place, and I love you Dave...Dave? Oh he’s dead. Haha. Fucking hilarious. Dave died at the bar. That’s how he’d have wanted to go - drinking beer with other bar flys. Fuck! I just made a joke about flys. Dave!, oh yeah he’s dead I forgot.
Oh shit look, the flys alive! I fucking love this place.
RIP Dave.
Bar tender. Another beer for me! I ain’t paying for Daves fucking tab. Cunt”
Expat 2.0
“Did my beer come from ethically sourced hops”
“Haha cool. There’s a fly in my beer lol. Fuck me, cunt. 50c beer plus free fly. Oi Dave ya cunt look at this fly. Haha. Do you think we can revive it? Haha. Fucking love this shitty place, and I love you Dave...Dave? Oh he’s dead. Haha. Fucking hilarious. Dave died at the bar. That’s how he’d have wanted to go - drinking beer with other bar flys. Fuck! I just made a joke about flys. Dave!, oh yeah he’s dead I forgot.
Oh shit look, the flys alive! I fucking love this place.
RIP Dave.
Bar tender. Another beer for me! I ain’t paying for Daves fucking tab. Cunt”
Expat 2.0
“Did my beer come from ethically sourced hops”
pew, pew, pew, pew!
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1.0 'traffic cops, I just want to slap them'
1.5 'traffic cops? where?'
2.0 'dude they impounded my moto and fined me $50 for going right on a red light, but they were real nice, and were all smiles when we parted as best of friends'
1.5 'traffic cops? where?'
2.0 'dude they impounded my moto and fined me $50 for going right on a red light, but they were real nice, and were all smiles when we parted as best of friends'
- violet
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YaTingPom wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 10:15 amExpat 1.0
“Haha cool. There’s a fly in my beer lol. Fuck me, cunt. 50c beer plus free fly. Oi Dave ya cunt look at this fly. Haha. Do you think we can revive it? Haha. Fucking love this shitty place, and I love you Dave...Dave? Oh he’s dead. Haha. Fucking hilarious. Dave died at the bar. That’s how he’d have wanted to go - drinking beer with other bar flys. Fuck! I just made a joke about flys. Dave!, oh yeah he’s dead I forgot.
Oh shit look, the flys alive! I fucking love this place.
RIP Dave.
Bar tender. Another beer for me! I ain’t paying for Daves fucking tab. Cunt”
Expat 2.0
“Did my beer come from ethically sourced hops”
The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled.
- Plutarch
- Plutarch
On point except for the "luv it" part. I find that many of these guys are full of negativity and do not miss the opportunity to totally shit on Cambodians and the country they live in. They should get the fuck out then. I like 50cent/1 dollar beers but I am so sick of listening to these whiny shitstains and they are really fucking hard to avoid (no. spending my nights at Brown is not an option),
Expat 1.0 is pretty much anyone here before walkabout closed.
Expat 2.0 arriving after.
Expat 2.0 arriving after.
Expat 1.0 is people who were here when it first opened.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
- Steve Zodiac
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Fucked if I know.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
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IOW: expat 2.0 - not much point being here
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