You know you’ve been in Cambodia too long when...
when you retrieve back the money from the asleep dirty girl you had fun with before you tip toe walk out the door.
When you think the mods have gone all soft for deleting a joke about butcher wives and the use of memes.
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When your Air Asia flight is delayed 40 min. and you're considering re-entering immigration to have another smoke outside.
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When you finally go home to barangland and there's no bum gun, so you use a drinking bottle with squirty top instead.
"I don't care what the people are thinking, i ain't drunk i'm just drinking"
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When you say to your work colleagues 'oooh, a bit cold this morning!' and mean it
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You go to Carl Jr., Toul Tum Poung for your burger fix.
If I'm correct, you are now living Ireland,spitthedog wrote: ↑Thu Oct 24, 2019 5:21 pmWhen you finally go home to barangland and there's no bum gun, so you use a drinking bottle with squirty top instead.
So directing a drinking bottle full of water that had a squirty top on it would be like.
Shooting your arse with lumps of frozen ice. ???.
Why would you do that ?
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
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When you can unabashedly divulge, in mixed-company, that you're a shareholder in Khmer 440.
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^ Speaking of....
Freedom is not a state. It is an act. It is not some enchanted garden perched high on a distant plateau.. Freedom is a continuous action we all must take, and each generation must do its part to create an even more fair, more just society.-John Lewis
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We heat it in the microwave beforehand..scoffer wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2019 4:49 pmIf I'm correct, you are now living Ireland,spitthedog wrote: ↑Thu Oct 24, 2019 5:21 pmWhen you finally go home to barangland and there's no bum gun, so you use a drinking bottle with squirty top instead.
So directing a drinking bottle full of water that had a squirty top on it would be like.
Shooting your arse with lumps of frozen ice. ???.
Why would you do that ?
"I don't care what the people are thinking, i ain't drunk i'm just drinking"
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You know you've been in Cambodia too long when living in Detroit doesn't seem too bad after all.
I’m pretty sure Detroit is far more dangerous than anywhere in Cambodia. (I’m not even going to bother looking up the stats)Ginkgo Biloba wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2019 11:34 amYou know you've been in Cambodia too long when living in Detroit doesn't seem too bad after all.
Are you on some medication?
pew, pew, pew, pew!
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